Mushroom mushroom

Your fingers would remember their old strength better, if they grasped your AWP.

No it’s a call of duty.

Goldbug

Genetics, steroids, makeup, lighting, and getting paid to work out. Don’t beat yourself up, bro.

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Lore: Reprogrammed Data to return all the carts to the wrong store. In a parking lot 20 miles away.

What did he say dear?

It’s a parody of McGruff the crime dog, a propaganda character from the 80s-90s

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Please check a box below to indicate the severity of the emergency:

[   ]  - I'm not okay


[ x ] - I'm not o-fucking-kay

That dude from the Office?

Wow you must be a novice if you still need to slash. A true bushido master can cut steel without unsheathing the blade.

What they don’t understand is that the factory must grow

So … there’s this BBC television series presented by Jim Burke that you might enjoy.

Reminds me of the time I found an a bunch of cash and an N64 inside an old Gamecube.

That guy is too smart, he’d better he careful. He’ll be found dead at his desk after mysteriously choking on an HP cyan cartridge.

Your lack of planning does not constitute an emergency on my part.

The secret is thin layers. Keep sanding it down and reapplying clear coat.

That’s nothing. “Local on the 8s” on The Weather Channel has over 400,000 episodes.