Definitely the donut car.
Donut car all day.
What could be better than scooter with flying broom?
Edit: Ok, I see the apple could possibly also fly with the rotating leaf and is covered in case of rain. So team apple.I’m more of a dingo dog
I call the hot dog car!
I’m a cheese car man for sure, but imagine the smell on a hot, sweaty day!
Cheese it!!
Is that sculptor hauling Baphomet? That’s probably me.
Baphomet flipping you the bird, even.
Pretty sure that’s the two finger salute, “As above, so below.” Which is kind of what makes it Baphomet, not just a goat man.
Well i was gonna answer ‘cheese car’, but you make a persuasive case.
Can i have the cheese car with Baphomet strapped to the roof?
This was the one I was drawn to as well… The irreverent goat hauling an idol of Baphomet stuck dead center in the middle of all these other crazy motherfuckers, feeling like he’s the most normal one of the bunch.
“But, if I’m the most normal… I’m scared to death of society.”
Why isn’t this stuff a multi-billion theme park and series of movies and video games already?
Fantastic idea.
I’d like to say I’m the pig in the pickle car, but I’m actually the owl (which is already capable of flight) on the flying broom who for some reason is also riding a kick scooter.
Ape going bananas.
I love the spaced out look on his face. It’s a look that says “I’m purposefully, blissfully unaware of reality, and if you pop this carefully crafted bubble you will suffer the wrath of the elder gods.”
As long as there’s bananas, everything is fine…
No bananas = villain origin story
I’d love to be the “very Scarry” but I’m afraid I’m driving a rhino, even though i despise clowns. We cherisho the old Richard Scarry books my wife brought with. You wanna see some other cute/interesting stuff? Search for “Rien Poortvliet gnomes” - another treasure from my wife’s library.
GATOR
RAINBOW BUS LINES
Nobody else wants the sports car? Really?
Why have a sports cat when you can br cruising in a hot dog, or even better an entire wedge of cheese?
Because it’s more practical as a vehicle. It’s more aerodynamic, probably more reliable since there will probably be parts available, and you won’t get weird looks from other cars on the road.
Needless to say I was not a very imaginative kid. Guess that’s what happens when you’re raised by a down-to-earth, jerk of a father. I wasn’t even allowed to believe in Santa.
I think it’s a whole lot easier to find some cheese or hot dog than parts for some weird metallic car, and if you don’t care about aerodynamics it can’t get you.
there will probably be parts available
Yeah, about that…
Not for long, unfortunately.
rhino circus car everyday
Didn’t even know Lowly Worm. Psh.
🥒 🚗 definitely the pickle car 😅
