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@USSBurritoTruck@startrek.websiteM to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish • 1 year ago

Q intentionally leaves his cart in the blind spot behind the most expensive car in the lot

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Q intentionally leaves his cart in the blind spot behind the most expensive car in the lot

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@USSBurritoTruck@startrek.websiteM to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish • 1 year ago
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    • @USSBurritoTruck@startrek.websiteOPM
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      Ugh, I knew there was someone I was forgetting!

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        I was straining to think of another minor TNG character, and then I noticed - Guinan!

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      That cart was a friend. *Exits Room.*

      • @grayman@lemmy.world
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        Returns a few episodes later with freshly shaved and plucked eyebrows.

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    • IninewCrow
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      When I see people like that … I usually turn around and drive to the next town

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    • @someguy3@lemmy.world
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      This one is accurate.

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      Has a personal entourage who would die to return his cart.

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    • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      I can live with that.

      • gregorum
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        🥃

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      Public domain.

      • The Picard Maneuver
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        I’ve never seen this, but it’s hilarious.

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    • @grayman@lemmy.world
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      Is that why she’s so scrawny? Imposed childhood anorexia?

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    • 2deck
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      The cart returns itself, of course.

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      Made of transparent aluminum, mind you

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      • MelodiousFunk
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        Me, upon seeing the response: Hahahaha! Man that was fast. Dude always has the perfect reply ready.

        5 minutes later: tries to squint through Klingon makeup 🤔

        One trip to IMDB and Memory Alpha later: …holy shit.

        The next day: I should post a reply.

        Now: We’re in now now.

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      Dude holy shit

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      Sorry who is that again

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        One of many one-shot ensigns to appear on the show, though this one (Diedrich Bader) happened to get famous.

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      Punctures a tire and blames the ruling liberal party of the planet

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      Claims he attempted to return the cart and wants praise for the effort

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      Best one here

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      I can hear the harrumph of judgement.

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    edit: ok, i’m sorry that i only noticed the typo 12 hours later. i’ll fix it when i get home, i promise!

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    Returns his cart, for the 100th time. Nobody notices.

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      Harry should just make his own participation trophy. No one even cares enough to think about stupid boring Harry.

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        Aw I actually love Harry. He’s a nice balance against the egotists that make up most of the crew. Bright, even-keeled, reliable, funny, and willing to humor people like Tom Paris who is pretty much an unrestrained toddler. Dude should’ve been at least a full lieutenant by the time Voyager got home.

        #JusticeForHarry

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          Definitely. I don’t know if there’s any in universe lore about it, but I always imagine that Harry got a big rank jump when they got home.

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          He’s got no backbone, wines a lot, and remains immature throughout the seasons. Even in his old age the only progression he seemed to make was that he was more patient. He is just a sheltered shallow person, easily as narcissistic as the other main characters, just with lower self esteem.

          He’s a good wingman though. I’ll give him that.

          But I respect your opinion. I blame the writers. They did him a lot of injustices.

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