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@Gork@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago

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@Gork@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago
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  • Ignotum
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    20•1 year ago

    stdc is just bloat, i implement the methods and do the syscalls myself if i need them

    • Darkrai
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      18•1 year ago

      C is bloat, thats why everyone should use Asm

      • AggressivelyPassive
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        Pff, I prefer good ol’ flip switches, like on my trusty Altair.

        • @hackris@lemmy.ml
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          8•1 year ago

          Noob. I prefer to use a screwdriver to poke around the CPU and memory lanes

          • @killeronthecorner@lemmy.world
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            13•1 year ago

            I use butterflies

            • @hackris@lemmy.ml
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              8•1 year ago

              I swear there is an XKCD for that

              • @dave@feddit.uk
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                12•1 year ago

                Always. https://xkcd.com/378/

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