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@Gork@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago

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@Gork@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago
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  • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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    8•1 year ago

    My only dependency is libstdc++

    Fight me

    • Ignotum
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      20•1 year ago

      stdc is just bloat, i implement the methods and do the syscalls myself if i need them

      • Darkrai
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        18•1 year ago

        C is bloat, thats why everyone should use Asm

        • AggressivelyPassive
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          1 year ago

          Pff, I prefer good ol’ flip switches, like on my trusty Altair.

          • @hackris@lemmy.ml
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            8•1 year ago

            Noob. I prefer to use a screwdriver to poke around the CPU and memory lanes

            • @killeronthecorner@lemmy.world
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              13•1 year ago

              I use butterflies

              • @hackris@lemmy.ml
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                8•1 year ago

                I swear there is an XKCD for that

                • @dave@feddit.uk
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                  12•1 year ago

                  Always. https://xkcd.com/378/

    • @dankm@lemmy.ca
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      1•1 year ago

      libc++ here.

      Bring it.

      • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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        1•1 year ago

        GPL wins.

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