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@Gork@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago

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@Gork@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago
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  • Darkrai
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    18•1 year ago

    C is bloat, thats why everyone should use Asm

    • AggressivelyPassive
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      Pff, I prefer good ol’ flip switches, like on my trusty Altair.

      • @hackris@lemmy.ml
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        8•1 year ago

        Noob. I prefer to use a screwdriver to poke around the CPU and memory lanes

        • @killeronthecorner@lemmy.world
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          13•1 year ago

          I use butterflies

          • @hackris@lemmy.ml
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            8•1 year ago

            I swear there is an XKCD for that

            • @dave@feddit.uk
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              12•1 year ago

              Always. https://xkcd.com/378/

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