Or my meat thermometer. The on/off button also changes between Fahrenheit and Celsius. Neither of which is done with a single press. You have to press and hold for different lengths of time but for the life of me, I can’t figure out the pattern.

Just had to spend over $10k on a new air conditioner in the 90F degree heat.

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You should have stolen land instead.

Meanwhile, I have no chill.

Cute cat obvs, but I also like your carpet.

Please do not bring that bullshit here. It was tiresome at the other site.

Now I want to post bird pictures all over town. It would delight me to see them.

You’re standing on my neck.

Ok so it’s not just me.

I love how Suzy’s name changed at random.

My brother and I have been best friends for most of our lives. He’s so much fun to hang out with, has a great degree of emotional intelligence, and I’m just so proud of him.

Lemmy users who downvote that content: you are discouraging more people from contributing.

I have an unemployment joke but it doesn’t work.

Do I want to add to the aggression in the world? - Pema Chodron

I worked as a server at olive garden many years ago. They famously had their soup, salad, and breadsticks deal for like $6 something. People would run us ragged getting more of each thing. And we’d be lucky to get a $1 or 2 because the price was so low, but it was vastly more work than regular food.

I was raised in cult that told me the world was going to end when I was still a child. I was never supposed to hit teenagerhood, and here I am in my 40s.

Did you accept the quest?

When I die I want my ashes scattered over the people I didn’t like.