When I die I want my ashes scattered over the people I didn’t like.

When I die I also want to be scattered in the McDonald’s ball pit. But not cremated.

Do they even have these anymore?

I was conceived from a woman with a ball shaped egg and from a man with a sperm from a ball shaped ball. When I die, put my ashes in a colorful ball and return me to the ball pit so that my death may bring joy just as my conception did.

Honey, little Samantha has someone’s grandpa all over her shoes again ❤️

I love getting shattered at the ball pit

To cut down on costs, I would want to just have one giant family urn. Toss my ashes into those of my ancestors and give it a good stir to mix it all together.

I want my body launched into space so I can leave this shit hole behind

To mix with the stale urine puddled at the bottom!

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