This made me dust off co-pilot to see if “angry mayonnaise noises” would work appropriately and generate a picture like this. Was first greated by a new prompt
Ended up getting this one which is not a terrible approximation of the original angry mayonnaise noises photo
Belgium will be really upset that the US had co-opted mayo
I know. They still haven’t gotten over what we did to their waffles.
Goddamnit! They’re trying to monopolize mayonnaise now?! They can take my more delicious Mexican and Japanese mayonnaises when they pry 'em from my cold dead hands!
She looks like more of a miracle whip enjoyer to me. The sugar fuels her hate.
Insult to mayonnaise
“Angry mayonnaise noises” brings to mind an image of someone finger blasting a jar of mayonnaise while screaming.
![[Angry Mayonnaise Noises]](https://vegantheoryclub.org/pictrs/image/2a6413f8-b1f3-438c-8a35-b706b46dcb56.jpeg){kind=link}