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@Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

This is why I left the IT dept

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This is why I left the IT dept

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@Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • @misterundercoat@lemmy.world
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    70•2 years ago

    That guy is too smart, he’d better he careful. He’ll be found dead at his desk after mysteriously choking on an HP cyan cartridge.

    • @Honytawk@lemmy.zip
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      They wouldn’t be so obvious.

      They would just slowly replace all his blood with HP 952XL Magenta

      • @rmuk@feddit.uk
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        8•2 years ago

        That’s an expensive way to kill someone. It’d probably be cheaper to pay for a hitman at the point.

        • @InvertedParallax@lemm.ee
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          2•2 years ago

          It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message.

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