• Dessalines
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        09 months ago

        Which movie was it (maybe naked gun?) where it’s a 5 minute hallway shootout and none of the cops could hit anything.

        • @SirDerpy@lemmy.world
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          09 months ago

          Star Wars. They were part of the rebel alliance and traitors to the empire. But, the cops couldn’t hit anything until one of them broke out a shotgun loaded with heat-seeking shot and fired it point blank. Don’t judge too harshly. They can’t see a thing in those helmets.

            • @SirDerpy@lemmy.world
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              09 months ago

              If the pen is mightier, Indy, then the touchscreen keyboard is our elegant weapon for a more civilized age. Obviously it’s not going so well. Be happy we’ve some blasters and expertise laying around. It’s good peace of mind.

    • @Allonzee@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      To be fair, the utter ruins of our public education system we traded for capitalist tax cuts ensures Americans aren’t known for our sharp anything.

        • @krashmo@lemmy.world
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          09 months ago

          What does that even mean? Clearly you and I remember it at minimum. What would you expect to be done differently?