Spank it red.

Nice tit. Whatchya drawin’?

Y’know, you make a very good point.

Can anything get between you and your Calvin’s?

Would you even want to, though?

Sometimes you just need a dopamine rush!

Something to pull, like a cat pulls at a sweater.

And thank you for sharing that second pic!

You’re great at any angle!

Really showing off your geeky side with this one!

Ah ha! I knew that was the fun side!

What does the other side of that ropework look like?

The witnesses didn’t survive very long.

Even that story about wrestling a moose in Siberia?

I feel fairly confident in my knowledge of female anatomy… but never so confident that I couldn’t use a few more lessons now and then.

What’s the reason for the women-only rule?

The two biggest reasons to watch that show were Kat Dennings.

Aw, thanks! Cute pigtails!

That’s probably the sexiest Roger Rabbit I’ve ever seen.

Never thought I’d say that sentence.

This is why the correct response is, “maybe somebody needs to put you in your place, whuddaya think about that, wiseguy?”