Yeah and what’s wrong with that?

What’s wrong with that? That’s a green flag.

Look, 3am is the only time I get to work on my garden.

If you’re an asshole to a retail worker you should be forced to go into a Mad Max style death match

Well it is the greatest work of literature put onto film ever, written by the most prolific writer in history who is a modern version Shakespeare, Garth Marenghi.

Nihilism destroyer

Yep, that’s Gen X for sure.

Wikipedia has it at 1.5-2% but that’s only for people born in Africa who immigrated to sweden, it doesn’t include natural born citizens, so that’s probably where they got their info from.

Where’s my 15 minutes of fame?

You squandered it in 1993.

There was a time when this would have been some crazy Photoshop.

Well we had a good run, but I think we’re all fucked now, the whole world’s going insane.

I’m gonna go hide in a hole somewhere and sleep.

Nice.

So is there gonna be more porn on lemmynsfw now?

I thought he was flipping me off for a second.

I relate more to deepseek now.

We have better applicators now that can cure a plethora of fascists in one swift move.

Those euthanasia pods or a train. Either one of them.

No you’re a fur covered toddler with a drug addiction. You have zero self preservation skills at all, you fall out of a tree and you sit there screaming like a baby expecting someone to put you back, which is weird because you’re a fucking wild animal! You’re just a fucking useless chlamydia ridden rat baby.

You ever get so excited to smoke some weed you give your bong a cheeky little kiss?

And while you’re there just check out the rest of his work, man’s amazing.