If I bought a horse and got bull shit, I’m returning the horse and not buying from “Bob’s horses, definitely not bulls” store again.

The GE app has a recipe generator that they’ve made slightly less bad recently. Unfortunately it doesn’t seem to accept cyanide as an ingredient. It does accept wedding cake though…

Please note: this is the less bad version.

Reality check: that hasn’t stopped them yet. (I hope it does)

I’ve done enough “who’s that Pokemon” to know that the ketamine walrus is elon musk, just based on body shape alone.

“it wasn’t me, it’s the fault of the people I told to do it!” ?

There’s a very trump way to deal with fines. Ignore them

That’s not offline…

One of The best parts about work from home right there.

He has to be one of those people who poke your screen while talking about things on it. That simple to use touch screen upgrade was a poor idea.

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We just need to wait until copyright regulations get killed… Right?

50,000,000,000 baud communication!

Can California pinky swear and then instead scrap climate rules for stricter climate rules?

They are apprehending those that have been found liable for sex crimes? They should go to this house I know, it’s white, in DC, you can’t miss it.

It’s not that bad to install an in-seat unit. The hose gets attached inline to your toilet’s water line, but you do need/want an outlet nearby.

So it’s worth at least 5x than that to him.

I don’t know if I can work with non legacy code anymore. That… Freedom, it’s stifling.

This Summary was a wild ride, I can’t tell if it’s onion or not, the interpretive dance line makes me feel it is.

He’s another, also with an exposed X

Wow that sucks. When the first discussions of Obamacare came up, Republicans should have went with “we don’t need govt death panels, we have death panels at home!”