

Oh look, it’s another one, this time trying a subtly different tactic. Still, I give it a 4/10 at best, must try harder
Any/all pronouns. Lazy agender transfem, also asexual and panromantic(? Or maybe aromantic, basically I’m a mess but I’m trying. Possibly my best, but hopefully not)
Oh look, it’s another one, this time trying a subtly different tactic. Still, I give it a 4/10 at best, must try harder
“My source is that I made it the fuck up”
Mood, I too will smooch anyone willing :3
I could identify as a man to get in on this but you had to go and throw the word “hot” in there 😕
“Why doesn’t anyone like me? Must be everyone else’s problem”
Why would they fight each other when they could just kiss each other and/or me?
Probably leave off “bag size 20x30cms approx”, it doesn’t flow as well
There’s an odd irony about linking to twitter for the Nazi Bar Parable
Would low-key love to get me some to see if I would love it too
Can’t blame them though, femboys are hot
Preaching to the choir, I’d have them all tried for every single one of those deaths
Ah, well now, you’ve got me there, I guess you really have Shown Me Who’s Boss. Your rhetorical tricks are masterful