I want a keyboard that is just one main key with 100 or so modifier keys surrounding it.

You’ve got an ‘S’ key, so that’s enough.

Amogus took too long to step down, leaving Skibidi no time. They really need them a good few years if they want to get another Fazbear-like figure.

Maybe they should build a city in the ocean where these intellectuals have full control. Maybe experiment with some cool drugs.

/bin confused me for a while because I thought it meant ‘this stuff is trash, don’t worry about it’.

I started on Unix systems using Vim, so I find Nano to be the confusing editor. A Vim install is one of the first things I do on a new server.

Sterling wasn’t even decimalised until the 70s, so you’d often be talking about florins, shillings, pence etc. before pounds.

So in a lot of ways it was even worse!

My parents called me Basic.

Remember that cringe thing you did when you were 9 20 years old?

I can double-cross my legs and it freaks my mates out. I assumed everyone could do it.

It’s time someone wrote a JSON shader.

Most people don’t like the idea of a suicide machine.

A lot of people don’t realize that a ‘cut & paste’ is actually a ‘copy & delete’.

And guess what ‘deleting’ is in a consciousness upload?

You can have a proper gander at deez nutz bruv.

Gotta love GOG’s patch rollback.

Insurance isn’t something I need to worry about. I have a prophylactic that I use in preparation for if I’m gonna stay somewhere with a dog etc.

Mine is also triggered by animal dander so the mammoth could probably kill me by literally just standing next to me.

That won’t help with asthma sadly :(

I think similarly whenever my airways casually close up.