Asses to asses, butts to butts

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Cake day: October 7th, 2023

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  • Easier plan:

    Most people are capable of floating on the surface of the ocean. You just need to:

    • optimize the path across land so the fewest number of people need to be in the ocean
    • put all the babies, olds, and infirm people on land
    • pack container ships to the gills with floaters
    • dump them out in a line across the ocean

    Granted you still need a bunch of ships but the complications around connecting them all are gone.