My new automatic reply to any trolley-problem mention
Trolley solution
Can I add more trolleys? Can the highspeed rail go back and cover the same path the trolley took? Please?
– to make sure it ran over all of the billionaires. lol
The Trolley Problem here is that this trolley doesn’t exist…
Yet
The options for trolly problems are usually “pull” and “don’t pull”, but this one needs “guard the lever with my life to make sure nobody fucking pulls it”
break the lever so that it cannot be pulled
bro have you TASTED this boot?!
I’m assuming felsiq wants it guarded because the path it’s already on is going to crunch some billies
And Sippy is joking that felsiq should try boot licking instead
Can we then use the high speed electric tren to run over the trillionaires
Instructions unclear, Billionaire got fattened and the public high speed rail got flattened.
Thank you for understanding.
I immediately pull the switch when I hear flattens all the world’s billionaires. The only problem is I can only do it once.
Hop on the trolley as it passes and put it in reverse! It would delay the world in getting its high-speed rail, but it’s a small price to pay to make sure
YANK !!!
Wait no that would put it on the empty track!!
But? I think you mean “and”.
