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The Picard Maneuver to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

It's time to come clean

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It's time to come clean

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The Picard Maneuver to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • Xusontha
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    48•2 years ago

    I know what I have to do, I just don’t know if I have the strength to do it

    • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      3•2 years ago

      Let me introduce you to the magic of… levers!

  • @bastian_5@sh.itjust.works
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    26•2 years ago

    Well at least happy bir… oh it’s not? Then it must be your friend’s… oh…

    • @thedrivingcrooner@lemmy.world
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      10•2 years ago

      It’s my birthday today and I’ve already eaten 2 apple fritters and it’s only 11am. I’m in this picture and I hate it.

      • @Venutianxspring@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        8•2 years ago

        Happy birthday! Remember calories don’t count if you don’t count calories! Jk, enjoy your day and worry about calories tomorrow

        • z500
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          1•2 years ago

          Just take tiny nibbles so each one rounds down to zero calories

  • @door_in_the_face@feddit.nl
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    12•2 years ago

    Just write off the day and start again tomorrow. Maybe set a bit lower calorie goals for the next couple of weeks.

  • Ignacio
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    10•2 years ago

    […] an entire birthday cake

    Those are rookie numbers.

  • @ApfelstrudelWAKASAGI@feddit.de
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    7•2 years ago

    Calorie apps are a ploy by ZOG to get me to stop drinking their sunflower oil (I won’t).

  • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    I have the opposite problem, I’m struggling to get enough calories. We’ll come back stronger next week I hope!

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