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@Agent641@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 5 months ago

Clock, but its ORDER BY Hour DESC

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Clock, but its ORDER BY Hour DESC

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@Agent641@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 5 months ago
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  • @LordTrychon@sh.itjust.works
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    15•5 months ago

    Maybe it’s just too late and I’m too tired… but how is this DESC?

    • Cevilia (they/she/…)
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      5 months ago

      It has ORDER BY Hour DESC, results placed anticlockwise?

      • @tias@discuss.tchncs.de
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        9•5 months ago

        But… why would you place them anticlockwise when the hands move in a clockwise direction

        • Cevilia (they/she/…)
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          7•5 months ago

          Why would it have them in descending order in the first place? Nothing of this makes sense!

          • @tias@discuss.tchncs.de
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            Probably to make them appear right in clockwise order! Sometimes two wrongs make a right. Except when lexical ordering is used.

      • CarrotsHaveEars
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        5•5 months ago

        Isn’t the word counter-clockwise?

        • @porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml
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          9•5 months ago

          It’s an American/British English difference

          • @SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            3•5 months ago

            Til

        • Klear
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          4•5 months ago

          Widdershins.

        • Cevilia (they/she/…)
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          1•5 months ago

          Literally never said that in my life?

          • @HelloRoot@lemy.lol
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            3•5 months ago

            You can learn something new every day.

    • @MajinBlayze@lemmy.world
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      6•5 months ago

      It’s either extremely successful ragebait, or op thinks “desc” means “sort as a string”

  • @MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de
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    7•5 months ago

    Thanks, I hate it. I hate it BECAUSE I get it, to be clear. F’ing digits …

  • sepi
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    5•5 months ago

    It makes so much more sense this way.

  • @AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world
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    4•5 months ago

    You sick son of a bitch.

  • @Fedizen@lemmy.world
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    4•5 months ago

    Duodecimal clock > this. See you at B:00

  • @untorquer@lemmy.world
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    I’m more bothered by the hour and minute hands having the same length.

    Edit: make the minute hand shorter to make it worse

  • @poolhelmetinstrument@lemmy.world
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    3•5 months ago

    No need for -n -r flags on the sort, looks good.

  • @luciferofastora@feddit.org
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    2•5 months ago

    I work with a Data Warehouse that has a date table where the month is a text column. No, I don’t mean the name, I mean the month number. It’s a text. If I sort by month, I get this exact result.

    It’s not a huge issue, really, but pissed me off when I finally realised why my shit looks all wrong.

  • they_herd_owl_now
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    1•5 months ago

    wrong. /lh

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