Calzone is sandwich?
The best sandwich
Calzone is a Hot Pocket that followed its dreams and made it big
If my grandma had wheels, could she be considered a bicycle?
I don’t know, how many wheels?
I don’t know how to tell you this, but that’s not why they’re calling your grandma the town bicycle.
Depends
Yeah.
Pizza is also, like other foods, apparently a salad.
An open-faced sandwich isn’t even a sandwich.
No, because the ingredients are raw before it’s baked. Even a toasted sandwich is in ready-to-eat condition before it’s toasted.
What about Lunchables Pizza?
Agreed. It’s actually a 1-layer lasagna.
If you can’t tell the difference between pasta and pastry I don’t know what to tell you.
What if it is the home made pizza using half an Italian loaf in place of the dough?
What about pizza that involves prebaking the crust before adding sauce and toppings?
Former yes, latter no.
scowls at your lack of consistency
Pizza is either toast or a sandwich.
Edit: So yes, I think you’re right.
It’s a pie. Your chart is missing pie.
A pie is just round toast or maybe round soup/salad/bread bowl.
Pies are defined by their crusts. A filled pie (also single-crust or bottom-crust), has pastry lining the baking dish, and the filling is placed on top of the pastry but left open. A top-crust pie has the filling in the bottom of the dish and is covered with a pastry or other covering before baking. A two-crust pie has the filling completely enclosed in the pastry shell.
Regular pizza is bottom-crust, calzone is two-crust. That’s my interpretation.
If you fold a big New York slice, it can also be a taco.
This giant taco tastes like Italy!
Reminds me of your mom!
So a hot dog is a taco, and a burrito is sushi.
Pretty self-explanatory.
Most burritos I’ve had have the ends folded in which may make them a calzone
I see a lot with one end open, other end closed, which I guess makes them a soup or salad?
topologically I only see 2.5 options here.
Why does this make me laugh but also feel angry?
Or in longer form: https://cuberule.com/
Big Macs are cake
Funny af, and shows the flaw in these charts, that positioning and shape is not the only determining factor.
What, jokes arent scientifically defensible?! I am shocked.
I think so, it’s just a flat bread with stuff on it. You could eat it with a knife and fork if you wanted!
Unless youre a former mayor of nyc
You can consider anything to be something it’s not, so yes.
If I ask you for one of those things and you bring me the other, I would think you’re a moron.
Ask a topologist for a cup and they’ll bring you a donut.
Only if they’re an insufferable twat
Ok, but who put them in charge of the menu?
They just keep going behind the counter in the coffee shop, and handing out donuts, I have told them off several times.
I love it!
I know it’s all a joke but after “is a hotdog a sandwich” the punchline doesn’t feel new again just because it’s new food.
Open faced sandwich is a pizza
You have it backwards. A open face Sammie is a pizza.
It’s also valuable and round, so I consider pizza coin.
You know it’s possible to upload pictures without taking screenshot, right?
