Sounds cliche but I would have a massive animal sanctuary. Our domesticated animals shouldn’t be left alone. They need us as much as we need them.
Use it.
Abuse the fuck out of it so I could right as many wrongs as I could with said money.
Keep it to myself and fund projects I like (under the assumption that I could get a million € per h for example)
Plant crops, sell crops and hold some back to plant next year’s crop.
Real-life infinite money/duplication glitch.
Never mind the cost of land and labour/equipment, they’re not important. /s
do it before they broke farms in next update
Too late, they patented GMO plants update is already out. If you try to grow the “natural” plants, they just get killed by the pesticides, also sold by the same company that sells the GMO plant seeds. You cannot legally replant the seeds, if they even produce seeds at all. They’d send their goons to threaten you.
Here’s the thing, you can actually just ignore the laws, and as long as you keep your fucking mouth shut, you’ll be fine.
- Replanted seeds yield lower quality crops
- You need to have an active contract with them, you need to pay a fee to be able to use their seeds. If you don’t have an active contract with them, you don’t have permission to use their seeds, they’ll send their goons around to inspect your plants, if they find what looks like a crop grown from their seeds, they’ll sue you, they don’t care how it got there, they’ll just sue you anyways. Other people around the area could also snitch on you.
That sounds suspiciously like farm work.
Not ask the internet what I would do – revealing that I’ve found an infinite money glitch.
Shut up and tell absofukinglutely no one about it, then I would work out a way to secretly siphon it off to people I like.
I’d spawn a million tons of cash above every single capitalist’s house and let them be suffocated to death by the thing they love most
I’m assuming this is extralegal cash.
Start some businesses that could accept the money without raising eyebrows regarding revenue streams. Eventually quit my job to focus on these businesses.
Start a church. Cash donations, tax free.
My wallet never would be empty, but just enough to buy a drink or a meal when need it
Tell no one, live in my tiny house, buy high quality jeans, travel a lot by myself, get a library’s worth of books, and make art/video games all day.
One guy already found this hack and created a shitty “AI” company
Crypto…
I’d fund two space missions:
Mission 1: to create so many physical coins to cause the formation of a black hole in orbit around the Sun.
Mission 2: to bring a certain guy in space and literally kick him in the ass in the direction of the mentioned black hole.
Fuck that guy
If you make a black hole next to the sun, I’m thinking the sun is gonna be the thing that orbits the black hole. Also the whole solar system is fucked. But maybe that’s what you wanted with that scenario. 😅
Its funny how some people are willing to sacrifice the whole solar system and themselves just to fuck that one guy
Must be a really hot guy
It depends on the mass of the black hole. If you could squeeze the Earth to a small enough size, it would become a black hole and not much less would change from a gravitational point of view.
I guess that’s the implied assumption here, that there’s nothing “squeezing” a celestial body but its own gravitation. 😛
Oh well… I guess I’d also duplicate some money and pay someone to check the math.
Buy name brand meds.
If we had lots of time, then it’s easy. Just buy total market index funds and sit and wait. This is why vampires are usually rich. If you’ve lived that long, and you’re not rich, you’re doing something wrong.
$2 at 7% a year for 50 years = $58.91
$2 at 7% a year, for 500 years = $1,505,863.24
The power of compound interest!
This pyramid scheme is unlikely to last for 500 years.
It’s not a pyramid scheme. It’s compound interest and has been known about since ancient times (and worked since then too).
Compound interest is just math.
And? That thesis has nothing to do with collapse, nor a pyramid scheme. It’s just explaining the wealth inequality.
It’s a condition under which the inequality tends to grow, and one reason why it grows more when economic growth is less. The consequences that follow from it do involve instability that would do damage your investment portfolio and given the current situation could well lead to total collapse. Not today perhaps, but certainly within 500 years.
