It’s too cold where I live
The “Fire Island gay” look is not for me. (Aka Midriff-baring T-shirts and Nut-Hugger shorts.)
But maybe it could be if you “owned it”?
I love that they have a belt. Like, you gotta put your belt on even with cut-offs.
I’m tall and thin so my clothes do look like that
It’s really uncomfortable
The shape of my body.
Because our bodies are gross and threatening.
No way, this is like wearing the red shirt in Star Trek.
So true 🤣
Me too, thanks.
Sheer sex appeal
High fructose corn syrup
Because it’s considered “lewd” and “indecent” when I do it and I’m not allowed within 500 yards of schools anymore.
I don’t have a younger sister I have to share clothes with.
Self-respect mostly (at least what’s left of it).
I recently got a one shoulder top that I’m wearing at home, does that count?
Thankfully, other men.
Because I’d look like this:
Is that Lukashenko?
BAAAAAAAAAAM!
Green eggs and HAAAAAMMMM!
The real Phil Collins. RIP.
Randy bobandy’s dad?
