Simple soda bottle and a turn of the heads all you need…
One of the first things I did when my gf and I started dating was buy her one, so that when I finally got comfortable enough to drop dueces at her place I wouldn’t be up shit creek without a plunger
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How’d you even start that conversation?
“We’ve been together for a month now and I think it’s getting serious. Maybe it’s time for us to take the next step, let’s go get you a plunger 🪠”
Get a bidet spray…
I don’t see how that’s relevant to a plunger… are you plunging the ass off your checks after you shit??
That’s not how this meme template works.
Ironically, you could use the meme template to say that somehow
Op should apologize
I think about them when I check into a hotel because I’ve had to make that call a time or two.
Literally used this video yesterday to unclog a very stubborn tp clog. It worked
You have clearly never played cosmo
Nor watched Doctor Who
Three bathrooms, three plungers. Never be caught without one.
I brought one into the office because we only had 1 plunger between 2 stalls
Toss in some bidets, a squatty potty and baby you got a stew going.
We have a bidet on every toilet, but not a squatty potty. We tried one at our last place, but it quickly got really gross.
No you will learn this lesson one time and every time you move after it’ll be your first purchase lol
You only make this mistake once, hopefully. The first night I moved into my new place, many years ago was a bad night. My stuff didn’t show up yet. It was getting delivered in a few days. I didn’t even take a big dump. It just clogged up. I had to get an emergency plunger and since that move I make sure there is one close by during moves.
The miracle of the poop knife. Always be ready.
The figure is somewhere above 0%, but certainly not zero. For example, haven’t you seen the crap blaster 9000 infomercial at 2AM on a Tuesday? You connect that bad boy to a fire hydrant (vendor liability disclaimed), pull the turbo-diesel engine rip cord, and wear a full body bio-hazard suit with air supply (suggested). Not for use with some sets. Batteries not included.
Ahh, sweet memories; sometimes they overflow.
I actually think about plungers quite a bit. If I notice someone has a sink plunger instead of a toilet plunger, I immediately and forever judge the shit out of them.
Hot water an dish soap works miracles on all kinds of clogs btw.
Until you saw this post
