If I got offered a free vacation? somewhere in Alaska and I’d never post pictures that could potentially lead to revealing my real identity online anyway
Hmmm
Oh I get it! The noble choice would be to choose NEITHER OF THESE THINGS, am I doing this right?
If you could shitpost on Lemmy but no one was around to upvote it, would you still do it?
You bet I would
are you really vacationing if there is no one to witness it
you are both vacationing and not vacationing until is observed
Two for one you sly devil you! Niiice!
If you’re on the beach do you get Schrödinger’s tan?
The problem with trying to observe a vacation is the amount of light involved. Experiments have shown that applying the necessary amount of light to render the vacation observable often results in the whole thing being called off anyway.
The need for vacation within a closed system always goes up.
Only if you’re doing it right. Witnesses are a problem.
Wait, did you say vacation?
I volunteer to witness vacations if anyone needs help.
Send me on a permanent vacation travelling the world and I’ll burn my phone and go no contact with anyone I know ever again
Send me on a permanent vacation travelling the world
https://foreignlegion.info/joining/ bon voyage & bonne chance!
It’s probably a vacation to North Korea or something
Unironically give me a vacation in a DPRK village away from the internet, I will jump on the fucking plane right now
if to saint martin no, everywhere else probably
Take the pictures, post them later
Eew. That part of the internet is leaking in again.
Does posting exclude texting to group chats?
Cuz I tend to do a lot of that. Don’t really do social media (this barely counts), prefer to spend time with a select few gay nerds.
I don’t even take pictures
Right? I only ever use pics to refer back to certain incidents “like see, on the 8th of December this what happened that day Cindy you fucking liar” and so on
Yeah my family loves taking pictures. I just try to take pictures of nice scenes and stuff.
I take plenty. It’s nice to reminiscent and often family and friends ask to see something. I don’t post them anywhere though.
I understand wanting to share pictures of your trip and stuff, but if it’s such a compulsive need you wouldn’t be able to not do it, you’ve got issues.
Yeah, plus it’s not like you couldn’t just share stuff when you get home.
This is the only way I ever publicly share any information about my travels. Don’t want to advertise that there’s nobody home.
This is the way
Why would I post anything about it? It’s my vacation and I would be drinking too much to even bother posting about it.
I might even catch up on my planning and research (as a teacher it’s a treat to actually develop as a teacher when there’s time).
On the remote chance it isnt satire, im gone
On vacation, I assume?
_Take my phone, please! _
