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@AccidentalLemming@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years ago

The customer is always right

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The customer is always right

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@AccidentalLemming@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years ago
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  • @TheThinker@lemm.ee
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    29•2 years ago

    (site) would like to access your camera

    • @notsofunnycomment@mander.xyz
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      7•2 years ago

      Could be cool.

      • slazer2au
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        22•2 years ago

        And a privacy nightmare.

        • @coldhotman@nrsk.no
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          deleted by creator

        • @notsofunnycomment@mander.xyz
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          1•2 years ago

          Also.

      • @captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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        5•2 years ago

        It is cool, it’s a standard feature when shopping for cosmetics these days

  • @geekworking@lemmy.world
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    25•2 years ago

    Reminds me of an old Oatmeal Comic of how web designs go to hell

  • @melonpunk@lemmy.world
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    13•2 years ago

    I did web design in the 90’s and remember one customer reviewing the site that I’d designed her. She said she liked it, but asked if I could add something like that neat little paper clip she has when she opens up Word, so it can help people navigate her site.

    Note: Javascript was in its early days around this time so the idea of a dynamic/interactive site like this was not on the cards.

    • @TopRamenBinLaden@lemmy.world
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      Makes sense. Nowadays there is literally a clippy npm package for react. Javascript has come a long ways. We have it easy compared to the old timers.

      • @melonpunk@lemmy.world
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        6•2 years ago

        I both do and do not want to check that out.

  • jeff 👨‍💻
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    9•2 years ago

    Hey, my meme I reposted got reposted to this instance’s programmer humor. Cool!

    I stole it from someone else, so no worries OP. I honestly just like how Lemmy can enable these “reposts”. I think it’s fun that someone else that a dumb meme I thought was funny was actually funny enough to post it again.

    • @AccidentalLemming@lemmy.worldOP
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  • @UnexploredEnigma@lemmy.ml
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    5•2 years ago

    If you could code an actual mirror into my computer screen, thatd be cool. Mmkay

  • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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    Sure, customer! To keep costs down, go ahead and take a picture of a mirror yourself and send it to me.

  • @electronicoldman@lemmy.fmhy.ml
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    1•2 years ago

    !faketexts

    • @pizzaiolo@lemmy.world
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      3•2 years ago

      Honestly, I wouldn’t put it past customers to ask something like this

      • @SinJab0n@mujico.org
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        1•2 years ago

        Yeah, its actually something a real customer could say.

        I think all of us here have seen hell in one way or another.

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