zipties arteries
dies of a heart attack
Nice rack.
But God has the challenge of starting with a minuscule room, expand the cabling as it goes without being able to unplug or replace any cables or move servers during the lifetime of the system, and can’t afford any downtime or shutdown for maintenance.
without being able to unplug or replace any cables
Oh! Oh! Here’s where I get to bring out one of my favorite terms, which I rarely get to do: Foramen ovale.
Short version: It’s a hole in the fetal heart that allows blood to bypass the (non-functioning) lungs. It usually closes up at birth. God found a way to re-route cables upon deploying the system into production.
Without downtime too!
Shhh, the IT guys are trying to have a moment
That nerve in the giraffe necks that goes all the way down and then back up is a perfect example why God should not do cable management.
Vagus nerve?
God dammit, those aren’t IT cables, they’re TV cables. The AV guys did it!
TV broadcast headends used to be these monstrously wonderful collisions of AV and networking cables and devices.
Wish I’d taken more pictures, but you know, wanted to keep my job.
Picture was taken for… documentation!
Yup, SDI, certainly Miranda/Grassvalley stuff like a Kaleido
I guess I am a god then
Considering what the device on the left is capable of compared to the device on the right, the cable management on the left suddenly looks very elegant and efficient.
One makes my dick hard. Guess which one?
They’d show the pcb layout if they wanted a true representation.
The pedantic nerd in me wants to compare half of the building with the woman, or just the bit right next to the heart to the bit right next to the cabinet.
God’s is better for damage control. Larger targets for maximum damage with IT arrangement.
That’s why we have to lock the routers in a rack, they’d fall down the stairs and die immediately otherwise
