Some people want to be able to watch a movie “for the first time” all over again. Others want to forget a rubbish one. If you could remove just one movie from your memory, which would it be?

  • Bilbo Baggins
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    262 years ago

    The Matrix. Blew my fucking mind the first time I saw it. It’s awesome on repeat viewings, but that first watch is magical.

      • Bilbo Baggins
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        12 years ago

        Wait, is this a good genie wish or an evil genie wish? I feel like the spirit of the wish would make me forget sequels to any movie I specify or that’d just make it impossible to properly forget.

    • Icalasari
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      32 years ago

      I’ve still never seen it. I’m 31

      I am not entirely sure how this turn of events has occured

      • @Nibodhika@lemmy.world
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        52 years ago

        Perhaps you did saw it but managed to gmforget it to watch it again.

        Realistically the matrix is a bad idea to forget, if you watched it when it came out it was awesome, if you watch it for the first time now it’s sort of obsoleted and slow. I still like it, but I think it’s because I first saw it when it came out.

        • Bilbo Baggins
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          12 years ago

          Meh. Disagree. It holds up in my opinion. But, we all have our opinions.

  • @kandoh@reddthat.com
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    252 years ago

    The Mark Wahlberg’s planet of the apes.

    It featured Helen Bonham Carter in full monkey makeup.

    It awoke something inside of me that I wish had remained sleeping.

    • El Barto
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      42 years ago

      Ape* makeup. Not monkey. Ape. Have you forgotten the scene in which Mark Wahlberg’s character called them monkeys and one of them got on him and corrected him?

  • @jasondj@ttrpg.network
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    132 years ago

    Ironically…Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

    I don’t remember anything about it. I saw it after chugging a bottle of Robitussin DM and rented it thinking “Oh, Jim Carey, this’ll be hysterical”.

    It wasn’t.

  • Acid
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    132 years ago

    I’m surprised no one has mentioned Fight Club as a thing to rewatch with no memory that would be amazing.

    For a film I’d want to erase cause it was awful I’d go with the last Jedi I genuinely hated that film. Or Star Trek into darkness hated that also.

    • @solostand@lemmy.world
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      82 years ago

      Honestly, rewatching Fight Club when you already know the twist and can see all the small details that lead to it is, imo, even more fun that to forget it and watch again.

    • @dangblingus@lemmy.world
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      -12 years ago

      People hated TFA for all of the wrong reasons (and several REALLY wrong reasons), but it was actually a decent and competent action/adventure movie. Albeit not a great Star Wars movie, but pretty decent. TLJ was hot garbage. I didn’t even watch TRoS. Still haven’t.

      • Acid
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        02 years ago

        I remember going to see TLJ at Leicester Square on opening night me and my brother and sister all paid silly money relative to other cinemas and I just came out of it going I don’t know if I even like this while my brother was raving about how it was the best thing he’s seen in years lol

        I think he got caught up in the moment.

        Honestly it’s also like when I saw Star Trek 09 with a friend at the BFI imax and I came out of it with him having had the time of his life and the only positive thing I could say was “ I liked the music “

  • Kallioapina
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    112 years ago

    Fucking Serbian Film. And eff your post for reminding my stupid brain that that film exists. /s

  • @kuneho@lemmy.world
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    112 years ago

    Matrix 4

    for a long time, I was like if I had a wish, it would be to see the Matrix movies like the very first time.

    after seeing the 4th, my wish is to clear Matrix 4 out of my mind.

    • @Zozano@aussie.zone
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      2 years ago

      There are two ways to view The Matrix 4.

      When I first watched it I hated the fuck out of it.

      After thinking about it, I realised its genius; it is immune from criticism. The movie is shit on purpose.

      Don’t think of the movie as a Matrix sequel - because it isn’t. Lana didn’t want to make this movie (as explicitly stated in the first act), but she also didn’t want anyone else to touch it.

      So, she permanently and deliberately sabotaged her legacy. There is no ambiguous ending; she executed her baby in the messiest way possible and I respect the fuck out of her for it.

      • Phi
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        32 years ago

        It more or less was to be honest.

        If I remember correctly the wachowskis were about to lose some rights to Warner Bros or Warner had to remake to not lose rights or so.

        Therefore the one Wachowski sister did that one… That’s similar to a lot of the direct to dvd sequels that are done by disney. They remain to hold the rights.

        (Please correct me if I am wrong)

  • @JigglySackles@lemmy.world
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    112 years ago

    Fucking Elf. I hate that fucking movie and yet due to the people I was hanging out with at the time somehow ended up seeing it 5 times. Didn’t like it the first time, spent the whole time annoyed the second, don’t know why or how I tolerated it 3 more times, but I’m never watching that shitty fucking movie ever again and wish I could bleach it the fuck out of my skull.

    • Phoenixz
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      92 years ago

      You watched elf 5 times? I’m sorry but I’m laughing here, you dumbass lol

      Yeah that movie is all kinds of godawful

      • @JigglySackles@lemmy.world
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        22 years ago

        Dumbass is almost too nice lol. I was really wanting to hang out with people at the time. I stopped hanging out with them once I couldn’t tolerate it anymore. Decided being alone was more fun.

  • @Zozano@aussie.zone
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    102 years ago

    Meet the Feebles

    My parents thought it was the muppets. I watched it when I was 6.

    I still get Vietnam flashbacks.

    • Hello fellow Feebles watcher. I was about 12 when my parents left me home with this lovely “kids classic” to amuse myself.

      I’m sure this movie is to blame for a lot of my… quirks…

    • @Caboose12000@lemmy.world
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      22 years ago

      oh my God

      I’d never heard of it so I looked up the synopsis on Wikipedia and holy **** I cannot believe the sheer volume of horrible things happening. every fucking line I was going “dear Lord, it gets worse???” I cannot imagine seeing this as a child. how did your parents not realize how fucked up it was and turn it off in the first couple minutes? I am astounded something like this even exists, what could possibly be the audience for this? people with a craving to just watch the world burn??? I simply do not understand. truely, you are most deserving of being at the top of this thread. if there were only one forget-a-movie pill made for all the world to share, I would give it to you, no question. my condolences for your murdered childhood innocence after watching that. holy fuck.

      • @Zozano@aussie.zone
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        22 years ago

        Lol thank you for your sympathies. I don’t know the exact conditions for how my parents came into possession of this movie, but I was left to view it in its entirety without interruption. I appreciate the brains capacity to repress traumatic events - I only remember bits and pieces. Upon watching it as an adult, I was shocked to realise it was much worse than I remember.

  • @railsdev@programming.dev
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    102 years ago

    Moonfall. It’s by far the worst sci-fi movie I’ve ever seen, and let me tell ya, I’ve seen a ton of low-budget sci-fi that far outshines this piece of work.

    • @dangblingus@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      All of the animal torture scenes were completely in bad taste. I met Ruggero Deodato once. I told him that I really respected how raw and violent Cannibal Holocaust was, and the legalities behind the movie were fascinating, but that the animal cruelty is beyond reproach, truly disgusting.

    • Berny23
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      22 years ago

      Oh no, I also remember the giant water tortoise. Specifically how disgusting the shell opening was with all the guts and slimy white body fat. Nothing I’ve seen in any other “hardcore” horror movie has come close to this scene.

      I’ve seen the movie in German, it’s called “Nackt und zerfleischt” (Naked and mangled/mauled) here.

    • oNevia
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      62 years ago

      Came here to say this. Love this movie and it’s unique premise.