I like my steak like I like my solar systems: predictable, stable, evenly distributed
As your steak, your table and you slowly drift towards my table where I ordered mine ‘Extra Divine’
All with an excellent view, because we’re seated at a window in The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe™️
Doctor told me after the transplant that I should only eat steak well done. I just won’t eat steak rather than ruin the meat.
“Blue” goes between Rare and Epic. It’s basically the legal minimum you can cook a steak in a restaurant.
Elongating this meme with a “Red” on the other side with a burning hot coal ember haha…
That would fit well between “Astounding” and “Congratulations”
Unreal. My hope is if I eat that steak we all disappear.
De-horn it and slap it with a hot frying pan.
Show the cow a fire and bring it to the table.
This guy steaks.
Divine. You feel like you become the steak.
I like mine cooked until I see dark matter.
What are you cooking your steak with? A singularity?
ah, yes my ex wife proffered hers like a quasar too, with keychup
I prefer my steak oiled, seasoned, and then seared in the heart of a supernova
Congratulations
Rare for me. As rare as possible before I’m risking food poisoning.
Well done
Thanks
Fuck your steak: How do you take your chicken?
“I’ll have the chicken, medium-rare.”
Seriously though, what would I expect if I ordered a medium well or medium done steak?
To be asked politely, but firmly, to leave.
Give me unreal or give me death!
