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Tibor to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years ago

How can i cable manage my body?

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How can i cable manage my body?

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Tibor to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years ago
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  • @Siethron@lemmy.world
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    31•2 years ago

    You know if you take all the cables out of your body and put them zip ties, you will die.

    • @CoderKat@lemm.ee
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      7•2 years ago

      Well, that’s what happens when you’re not careful enough. You can’t just go yanking cables! They need to be finessed. To be bought dinner, first.

      • @Darc@lemmy.world
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        1•2 years ago

        Instructions unclear: After finessing these zipties, hands now bound under legs.

    • 𝕸𝖔𝖘𝖘
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      7•2 years ago

      Now you know

      Bill Nye, the Science Guy. Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill

      • @MaxHardwood@lemmy.ca
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        3•2 years ago

        Science rules!

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