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@Gork@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago

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@Gork@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago
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  • @30p87@feddit.de
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    15•1 year ago

    Reimplements in C

    Compiles in 5 Minutes (you accidentally did it on the RPi Zero W, on a PC it’s done in 30 secs)

    • @beeb@lemm.ee
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      37•1 year ago

      Reimplements in C

      Segmentation fault (core dumped)

      • @snowfalldreamland@lemmy.ml
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        24•1 year ago

        Reimplements in C

        Segmentation fault (core dumped)

        change code so it no longer segfaults

        still is UB, has arbitrary code execution vulnerability

        everybody dies

        • @QuazarOmega@lemy.lol
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          13•1 year ago

          But you died faster, that’s not to be underestimated

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