@mayflower@lemmy.ml to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world • 1 year agoWhat is something you're certain you would never do, yet find yourself dreaming about?message-square37fedilinkarrow-up122arrow-down10
arrow-up122arrow-down1message-squareWhat is something you're certain you would never do, yet find yourself dreaming about?@mayflower@lemmy.ml to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world • 1 year agomessage-square37fedilink
minus-square@pikasaurX4@lemm.eelinkfedilink3•1 year agoMe at 4am laying in bed thinking about exactly how I’m going to divvy up the $100M I’m left with after taxes in an imaginary lottery win
minus-squareChihuahuaOfDoomlinkfedilinkEnglish2•1 year agoKnowing my luck I’d win the lottery where they stone you to death for winning.
minus-square@Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.comlinkfedilink1•edit-21 year agoI won once. -“Genie, when I used my wish and did win the lottery, I was thinking of like the lottery where you win a lot, not any lottery.”
Winning the lottery
Me at 4am laying in bed thinking about exactly how I’m going to divvy up the $100M I’m left with after taxes in an imaginary lottery win
Knowing my luck I’d win the lottery where they stone you to death for winning.
I won once.
-“Genie, when I used my wish and did win the lottery, I was thinking of like the lottery where you win a lot, not any lottery.”