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@Murdoc@sh.itjust.works
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10•1 year ago
You wouldn’t steal a policeman’s helmet!
- @CaptainSpaceman@lemmy.world
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  9•1 year ago
  and then go to the toilet in his helmet!
  - @Abnorc@lemm.ee
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    5•1 year ago
    And give it to his grieving widow.
    - @AtariDump@lemmy.world
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      5•1 year ago
      And then steal it back!
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  2•1 year ago
  Yes I would, because then it’s easier to shoot him in the head.

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