@peskywarrior@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world • 2 years agoPeople of Lemmy that take more than 5 seconds to start your car and drive, what are you doing?message-square121fedilinkarrow-up196arrow-down148file-text
arrow-up148arrow-down1message-squarePeople of Lemmy that take more than 5 seconds to start your car and drive, what are you doing?@peskywarrior@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world • 2 years agomessage-square121fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarelivuslinkfedilink51•2 years agoBonding with the vehicle on a spiritual level so that we can move as one.
minus-square@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish22•2 years agoCar: check engine light turns on “well fuck you, too”
minus-square@Death_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink8•2 years agoHow many times does the judge have to tell you? Stop masturbating in the car.
minus-square@qooqie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink3•edit-22 years agoMake sure to please the machine spirit and anoint it in oil!
minus-square@SatyrSack@lemmy.onelinkfedilink1•2 years agoMoya is not yet ready to leave the Applebee’s parking lot.
Bonding with the vehicle on a spiritual level so that we can move as one.
Car: check engine light turns on
“well fuck you, too”
How many times does the judge have to tell you? Stop masturbating in the car.
Make sure to please the machine spirit and anoint it in oil!
Regular offerings!
Moya is not yet ready to leave the Applebee’s parking lot.