• @DragonOracleIX@lemmy.ml
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    191 year ago

    You’ve been in a coma for almost 20 years because of a car accident. We’re trying a new technique. We don’t know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope we’re getting through. Please wake up.

    • @Rolando@lemmy.world
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      41 year ago

      This is a lie! You are not in a coma. Whatever you do, do NOT stare into a mirror for more than five seconds!

      • The Barto
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        41 year ago

        Don’t listen to them, look into the mirror! Go on, it’s fun… :)

    • Stantana
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      31 year ago

      Convince me reality is any better. I could be in a coma due to the mandatory daily beatings.

      Until I’m convinced otherwise, I’m staying in here. In bed, as some other lemming pointed out.