Hofmaimaier to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years agonot again...feddit.deimagemessage-square25fedilinkarrow-up1590arrow-down111
arrow-up1579arrow-down1imagenot again...feddit.deHofmaimaier to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years agomessage-square25fedilink
minus-square𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆linkfedilinkEnglish37•edit-22 years agoIf you’re gonna have to pick between two shitty situations (pun intended) then you might as well choose the less harmful one. Who knows? Maybe you have an undiscovered kink.
minus-square@Whitebrow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink21•2 years agoWith a bidet attachment so it can slurp every last bit
minus-squareRadioactive Radiolinkfedilink3•2 years agoWhat if it evolves a tongue and licks your asshole? Atleast if it hates it, it can evolve some safety mechanism like a fake poop pipe/mouth, or stomach acid idk.
minus-square@Holzkohlen@feddit.delinkfedilink3•2 years agoThe tongue would be a bonus. I am too shy to ask for a rimjob, so this works out great actually.
If you’re gonna have to pick between two shitty situations (pun intended) then you might as well choose the less harmful one.
Who knows? Maybe you have an undiscovered kink.
With a bidet attachment so it can slurp every last bit
What if it evolves a tongue and licks your asshole? Atleast if it hates it, it can evolve some safety mechanism like a fake poop pipe/mouth, or stomach acid idk.
The tongue would be a bonus. I am too shy to ask for a rimjob, so this works out great actually.