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@nodsocket@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

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Choose your vehicle

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@nodsocket@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • @Bytemeister@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    I got more compliments from women while I was driving my 1.4L inline 4 Honda in a week than I got in 10 years with a 4.2L Ford V8.

    So yeah, V8s attract men. Sensible cars are for girls.

    • @holycrap@lemm.ee
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      45•2 years ago

      Clearly he’s trying to attract a gay male cop

      • @WetBeardHairs@lemmy.ml
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        28•2 years ago

        Pull me over daddy UwU

    • I'm Hiding 🇦🇺
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      9•2 years ago

      I drive a cool, classic car most of the time.

      It attracts a lot of 60 year old blokes with names like “Terry” and “Ian” every time I pull up to a stop.

      I haven’t seen a girl so much as look sideways at it.

    • @lemming741@lemmy.world
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      6•2 years ago

      A 255? Who’s taking a second glance towards that choked smog era engine?

      • @Bytemeister@lemmy.world
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        3•2 years ago

        No. Accidentally robbed myself of .4L. 99 Crown Vic.

        • @lemming741@lemmy.world
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          2•2 years ago

          Gotcha. If I had one of those, I’d paint it black and pretend it was a Marauder

          • @Bytemeister@lemmy.world
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            3•2 years ago

            Left it white so people would think I was a cop and not drive like a lunatic.

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