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@Albin7326@suppo.fi to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years ago

Me: I can code. My Friend: Oh You must be really smart! Me: Yes… but no.

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Me: I can code. My Friend: Oh You must be really smart! Me: Yes… but no.

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@Albin7326@suppo.fi to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years ago
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  • SokathHisEyesOpen
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    14•2 years ago

    Can you get this virus off my computer?

    • @Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee
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      Look, I’ve just had this incredible idea for an app. It’s like Netflix but better, you can probably code it in a month and make us billionaires

      • @xX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.world
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        I’ve literally had a guy with the same pitch, but it was LinkedIn that allows embedded videos.

        Haven’t heard from him in a while. I think he may still be in rehab.

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          My guy wanted to use drones to cut hedges.

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