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@BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

I'd pick the person.

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I'd pick the person.

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@BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • @ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works
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    18•2 years ago

    A human sized roach is big enough to just shoot. A roach-sized human could be hiding anywhere with like a poisoned needle or whatever.

    • 𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢
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      18•2 years ago

      Yeah, but a human sized roach has an armoured carapace which is now a few centimetres thick. Do you have a cannon with armour piercing ammunition at home? I’ll take my chances in forming an alliance with the small people.

      • @zalgotext@sh.itjust.works
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        12•2 years ago

        A roach that big wouldn’t be able to move much, it’s legs would probably splinter under the weight of that armored carapace. Also it probably wouldn’t be able to “breathe” at that size, it’s respiratory system wouldn’t function well enough to keep it alive for very long. It’s a problem that would solve itself pretty quickly.

        • 𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢
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          -2•2 years ago

          Well, aren’t you fun.

      • @Perfide@reddthat.com
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        8•2 years ago

        Square-cube law, a human size roach would suffocate and likely be crushed by its own weight.

        • 𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢
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          1•2 years ago

          Aren’t you fun.

          • @pinkdrunkenelephants@sopuli.xyz
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            5•2 years ago

            I thought what he said was very interesting as a matter of fact.

      • @deathbird@mander.xyz
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        5•2 years ago

        Desert Eagle w/ steel core ammo?

        • 𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢
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          9•2 years ago

          For all your “defend your neighbours home without opening any doors” needs. Sure, that works.

      • @ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works
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        4•2 years ago

        I live in North America, so…

      • @nxdefiant@startrek.website
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        1•2 years ago

        Tally ho, lad.

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