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Gogo Sempai
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to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

Sounds great in theory

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Sounds great in theory

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Gogo Sempai
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  • @SmoothSurfer@lemm.ee
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    2 years ago

    Years of experience speaking:

    • Make it work
    • Make it right
    • Make it fast

    If your end results are following this pattern, no one gives a fuck how you do

    • magic_lobster_party
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      Make it maintainable should be up there too.

      I’ve worked with projects that does the right thing, but no one can add new features to it because it’s a nightmare to work with. It’s at the level of not being able to move a button on the UI without breaking how the software interacts with the cloud.

      • @Feathercrown@lemmy.world
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        2•2 years ago

        Jesus Christ

    • @dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world
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      Add make it cheap and you got yourself a deal

      • @ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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        4•2 years ago

        Also make it yesterday.

    • SokathHisEyesOpen
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      Pick two.

      • Rikudou_Sage
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        Nah, do all three. That should have been a numbered list.

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