• Avid Amoeba
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    3 months ago

    I’ve been stuck in this exact situation at a local pub. It’s even worse when you’ve downed 3 pints so you’re simultaneously drunk and been holding it for way too long cause you had to finish explaining a friend why Marx was right.

    • RaoulDuke
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      03 months ago

      Drinking gives me the superpower of peeing anywhere with no shame.

      • ComradeSharkfuckerOP
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        3 months ago

        Pissed in my first bush last summer in because I was stupidly drunk . Then behind a dumpster and then in another bush. Diuretics mixed with alcohol are a removed.