• Echo Dot
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    05 months ago

    Best I can do is when I got off the train at 8:30 to arrive at work the 9:00. The walk from the train station to the office was 15 minutes, I arrived at 10:15. How the hell did that happen?

    • @WoodScientist@lemmy.world
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      05 months ago

      Obviously, the only rational explanation is that you were abducted by aliens. They beamed you up, experimented on you, wiped your memory, and sent you back down. It’s the only rational explanation. Or maybe it was the devil. The literal devil. The guy with the horns and pitch fork. Again, the only rational explanation!

    • potoooooooo ✅️
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      05 months ago

      A clock was wrong. Or you’re bad at reading clocks? Or you’re asleep and this is all a dream?