Matt to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world • 5 months agoSomething that happened to you but no one believes you?message-square280fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSomething that happened to you but no one believes you?Matt to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world • 5 months agomessage-square280fedilink
minus-square@Crackhappy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish0•5 months agoWent to an orgy and didn’t have sex with anyone, on purpose. I did, however, play naked baby oil handcuff twister. Which was hilarious and painful.
minus-square@krooklochurm@lemmy.calinkfedilink0•5 months agoI went to a sex party in a mansion once. Nothing I’ve done before or since could ever possibly equal that. If I died tomorrow it would be a life well lived.
minus-squaretoomanypancakeslinkfedilinkEnglish0•5 months agoNaked baby oil handcuff twister actually sounds really super fun
minus-square@YeahIgotskills2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink0•5 months agoThe internet never fails to make me feel vanilla AF.
minus-square@GreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink0•5 months agoI always like to play “Whorer Hoedown” on Halloween. it’s a game where I watch the adults walking down my street on Halloween and see if I can guess which ones are going to the swinger orgies before they get there. I’m pretty good tbh.
minus-square@Hadriscus@jlai.lulinkfedilink0•5 months agoStatistically… there’s always going to be someone invited to orgies
minus-square@bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglish0•5 months agoMathematically… there has to be more than 2 or 3 people invited to orgies
Went to an orgy and didn’t have sex with anyone, on purpose. I did, however, play naked baby oil handcuff twister. Which was hilarious and painful.
I went to a sex party in a mansion once.
Nothing I’ve done before or since could ever possibly equal that. If I died tomorrow it would be a life well lived.
I don’t see how that’s hard to believe.
Naked baby oil handcuff twister actually sounds really super fun
The internet never fails to make me feel vanilla AF.
I always like to play “Whorer Hoedown” on Halloween.
it’s a game where I watch the adults walking down my street on Halloween and see if I can guess which ones are going to the swinger orgies before they get there.
I’m pretty good tbh.
Statistically… there’s always going to be someone invited to orgies
Mathematically… there has to be more than 2 or 3 people invited to orgies