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@teagrrl@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml • 1 month ago

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@teagrrl@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml • 1 month ago
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  • @StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works
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    0•1 month ago

    Yeah, that’s straight up fraud btw

    • @ashenone@lemmy.ml
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      0•1 month ago

      No I’m pretty sure that’s the guy that loves cocain and wants to fuck his mother

      • NielsBohron
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        0•1 month ago

        No, you’re thinking of pioneering psychologist Sigmund Freud.

        Fraud is when a rope begins to break one stand at a time

        • @StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works
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          0•1 month ago

          Not to be confused with a frontier psychiatrist

          • @KnightontheSun@sh.itjust.works
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            0•1 month ago

            That boy needs therapy!

        • @dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.works
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          0•1 month ago

          No, that’s frayed. Fraud is an amphibian known for hopping.

          • Øπ3ŕ
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            0•1 month ago

            No, that’s a fraught. Frog is when you’re beset by worry/anxiety.

          • @foofiepie@lemmy.world
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            0•1 month ago

            No, that’s frog. Fraud is the opposite of frozen.

            • NielsBohron
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              0•1 month ago

              No, you’re thinking of thawed.

              Fraud is a type of long robe or gown

              • @foofiepie@lemmy.world
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                0•1 month ago

                I believe you mean thawb. A fraud is a term for a deep geological formation filled with water, in Scandinavia.

                • @Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                  0•1 month ago

                  That’s a fjord. A fraud is a unit of electrical capacitance.

                  • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                    0•1 month ago

                    That’s farad. Fraud is the short jerk from the Shrek movies

                  • Winter_Oven
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                    0•1 month ago

                    Hmm, pretty sure that’s a farad. A fraud is what you call the leaves of any sort of palm tree.

                • NielsBohron
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                  0•30 days ago

                  I was actually going for “frock”, but thanks to you, I learned a new word today!

          • @MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
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            0•1 month ago

            I’m a frayed you’re wrong. Fraud is the car company that makes the Mustang and F150 truck.

            • CaptainBlagbird
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              No, you mean Ford. Fraud is the German word for “woman”.

              • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                0•1 month ago

                That’s Frau. A fraud is a young deer

                • @MerrySkeptic@sh.itjust.works
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                  0•1 month ago

                  No that’s a faun. A fraud is a garment worn by a priest.

    • peregrin5
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      0•1 month ago

      i sue landlords for fraud. passive income.

    • @Demonmariner@lemmy.world
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      0•1 month ago

      It’s not fraud if you tell the applicant what the rental criteria are and what happens to the money if they are turned down.

      In ancient times, I was a small time landlord. On a couple of occasions I asked for an application fee. I followed these rules, which I explained to the applicant:

      1. The application fee was refunded if I turned down the applicant, provided the background check did not disclose a lie on the application.
      2. The application fee was applied to the security deposit if I granted the rental.
      3. The application fee was not refunded if the background check found a lie on the application, or if I granted the rental and the applicant changed their mind and declined to rent.

      It costs money to do background checks. I wasn’t going to be out of pocket if an applicant was dishonest with me.

      • @StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works
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        0•30 days ago

        I think you’re misunderstanding, the OP here had no intention of renting anything out, they’re just taking application fees

    • funkajunk
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      0•1 month ago

      😮

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