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Sibbo to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 10 months ago

My Technical Romance

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My Technical Romance

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Sibbo to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 10 months ago
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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    77•10 months ago

    If it was so critical why did they deny my last raise?

    • @xmunk@sh.itjust.works
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      68•10 months ago

      Because yall didn’t unionize.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        32•10 months ago

        They said I didn’t need to because they were like a family.

        What I didn’t realize is that they were like my family.

        • @milkisklim@lemm.ee
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          10 months ago

          Remember the 6th Rule of Acquisition

          Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity

          And the 111th

          Treat people in your debt like family… exploit them

      • @vfreire85@lemmy.ml
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        10•10 months ago

        someone bring the hero of socialist labour insignia to this working class champion.

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