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@Godric@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

The questions that keep you up at night

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The questions that keep you up at night

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@Godric@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • candyman337
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    38•2 years ago

    B, you’re trying to sever the brain from the body, not the neck

    • @OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca
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      2•2 years ago

      Also Argentinasauruses are like worms. If you leave too much of the neck attached it’ll survive and grow a new body.

  • @MakeItCount@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    As a French, I can offer my expertise on Guillotine executions : it’s B

  • @ElmiHalt@sopuli.xyz
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    21•2 years ago

    I’d go with B for obvious reasons

    • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      17•2 years ago

      It’s far from obvious

      I’d bisect the neck

      • Kerrigor
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        17•2 years ago

        On which axis?

        • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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          7•2 years ago

          The good one

        • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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          5•2 years ago

          The evil one

    • @simple@lemm.ee
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      9•2 years ago

      No way, I’d go for A. Wouldn’t want that long neck wriggling about after the cut.

      • @sanpedropeddler@sh.itjust.works
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        18•2 years ago

        Why not just use two guillotines so you can do a and b. Best of both worlds.

        • enkers
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          9•2 years ago

          Who the heck has the budget for 2 guillotines??

          It’s clearly B. If you ever needed to put that head on a pike to send a message, you wouldn’t want to carry that big neck around.

          • Denvil
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            2•2 years ago

            Thats a very convincing argument

          • @ElmiHalt@sopuli.xyz
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            1•2 years ago

            Exactly what I thought about

    • NegativeNull
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      1•2 years ago

      Just nip the tip!

  • tagirijus
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    16•2 years ago

    Maybe it depends where you would cut a human head of? In either way here is the skeleton of a Argentinosaurus:

    Skeleton of an argentinosaurus

    • @TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee
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      9•2 years ago

      I do believe that Argentinosaurus has cancer between the 23rd and 24th vertebrae. They might want a second opinion.

    • Vengefu1 Tuna
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      8•2 years ago

      Alright! Now we can really start diving in. Would the gaps between vertebrae get larger at the base of the neck compared to the base of the skull? I’d imagine those thick bones could pose a problem for a guillotine blade.

    • @ciko22i3@sopuli.xyz
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      7•2 years ago

      That looks like a way too small heart for such a huge body. It looks only about 3-4 times bigger than human heart

      • @some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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        4•2 years ago

        Oh, is that what that is? Thank you!

        • @ciko22i3@sopuli.xyz
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          1•2 years ago

          I’m not sure either but it’s my best guess

      • peopleproblems
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        3•2 years ago

        Wasn’t there a significantly higher concentration of oxygen 65 million years ago or something? That might make it easier for big things to get enough oxygen for aerobic processes.

        I don’t know shit about fuck with chemistry and biology it just sounds right

    • @WarmSoda@lemm.ee
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      4•2 years ago

      I’m not seeing a human head on the dinosaur tho

    • @unnecessarygoat@lemmy.world
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      1•2 years ago

      this is a much better skeleton of Argentinosaurus

  • QuinceDaPence
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    11•2 years ago

    B but I also wouldn’ use that guillotine, I’d use the 300ton one that the US government has for decapitating B52s

  • @FederatedSaint@lemmy.world
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    10•2 years ago

    This makes me sad for the poor Argentinasaurus

  • @this@sh.itjust.works
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    8•2 years ago

    A because its a smaller one and therefore easier to decapitate.

  • @PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca
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    8•2 years ago

    B, obviously

  • volvoxvsmarla
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    8•2 years ago

    I feel weirdly uncomfortable with both and I would choose c) in the middle of the neck And I am not sure how to view you as a human being if your perception differs

  • Computerchairgeneral
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    8•2 years ago

    I would say B. Also, you would need a bigger basket for the head to fall into and probably a few more people on hand if you wanted to lift the head up to display to the crowd.

  • Matricaria
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    6•2 years ago

    Why not both.

  • @flango@lemmy.eco.br
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    3•2 years ago

    Look at the picture like : BABABABABABABABABABA … To unlock a new power

  • @Noodle07@lemmy.world
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    1•2 years ago

    You guys don’t understand, you’re supposed to make slices from a to b

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