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@glowie@infosec.pub to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

Won't catch me

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Won't catch me

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@glowie@infosec.pub to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • @jono@aussie.zone
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    36•2 years ago

    I bet someone will think this is true!

    • @glowie@infosec.pubOP
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      21•2 years ago

      But the internet said it was true mate

      • @TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works
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        2 years ago

        Internet spokesperson here. That picture is actually antifa propaganda for cutting off men’s tiny rubbery penises in order to achieve the leftist agenda.

        • @Blimp7990@reddthat.com
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          deleted by creator

          • @TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works
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            1•2 years ago

            Same thing!

    • ThǝLobotoʍi$T
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      5•2 years ago

      What?! Is this fake? Did I just fuck up my car for no reason?

      • @glowie@infosec.pubOP
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        7•2 years ago

        Spooks can’t chase you if there’s never a chase

  • WtfEvenIsExistence3️
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    2 years ago

    Hey dont forget, PC parts can get damaged when you don’t change it’s oil. Make sure you add more lubricant to your PC to make your gaming experience smoother!*

    *Your mileage kilometers may vary

    • @0oWow@lemmy.world
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      5•2 years ago

      Well, oil-cooled computers are a thing lol.

  • @pizzaiolo@slrpnk.net
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    Looks like a lil dick sticking out of the wheel

    • @itsmistermoon@feddit.cl
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      Fellas, is it gay to drive a car? I mean, you’re basically riding four tiny dicks every time you jump into a car.

      • @roon@lemmy.ml
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        6•2 years ago

        Imagine the stick shifters

      • artisanrox
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        3•2 years ago

        yes, and it’s not only if you’re driving a $1000gas/month, triple-wide extended club cab Ford 78500-50 with a 9’ front end and raised tires.

    • @FederatedSaint@lemmy.world
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      I thought it looked familiar.

    • TimeSquirrel
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      7•2 years ago

      So are you giving them a blowjob every time you pump them up?

      • @DarkMessiah@lemmy.world
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        9•2 years ago

        Nah, you’re playing to their inflation fetish.

        • @itsmistermoon@feddit.cl
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          2•2 years ago

          Bruh 💀

    • @Default_Defect@midwest.social
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      4•2 years ago

      You mean average sized?

  • @spagnod@lemmy.world
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    10•2 years ago

    Don’t forget to remove the square pedal under the driver’s seat. It’s put there by the manufacturers to limit your speed in a bid to get more of your money by artificially making other of their models seem faster

  • ihavenopeopleskills
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    -1•2 years ago

    All the more reason to get run-flats. Spike strips can’t stop them.

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