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@Pepo48@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

The real alpha main force pushers

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The real alpha main force pushers

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@Pepo48@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • @odium@programming.dev
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    2 years ago

    I’m a LTS male

    • @bear_with_a_hammer@lemm.ee
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      8•2 years ago

      Only in the nights, in the daytime you’re RTM 😏

      • Johanno
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        9•2 years ago

        RTFM

  • tubbadu
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    55•2 years ago

    Damn I’m deprecated

    • @Saneless@lemmy.world
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      9•2 years ago

      I ain’t but various branches are. Knee branch and elbow branch have reached EOL

      • masterofn001
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        6•2 years ago

        A few patches and you’re good as new.

        • @Saneless@lemmy.world
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          4•2 years ago

          Dunno it seems like a ground up rebuild

      • tubbadu
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        1•2 years ago

        let me fork you

  • @CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world
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    47•2 years ago

    I’m an experimental branch, try all your kinky stuff here then throw me away

    • @lemmington@lemmy.ml
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      3•2 years ago

      ok meeeeeeee

  • @chaorace@lemmy.sdf.org
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    28•2 years ago

    I’m a plaintext git patch sent via email and lost in the maintainer’s spam folder

    • fmstrat
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      1•2 years ago

      Sounds like you’ve contributed to git

  • Hextic
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    22•2 years ago

    Stable in the streets, -experimental in the sheets

    • @gchap@lemmy.world
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      16•2 years ago

      Gotta have that nightly release

      • @lemmington@lemmy.ml
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        3•2 years ago

        this is gold, cumming at night has never been put so eloquently

  • Xylight (Photon dev)
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    19•2 years ago

    I’m an EOL male.

    • @captainkaba@feddit.de
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      10•2 years ago

      Nah Bro imma cherry pick u

  • @Gilles_D@feddit.de
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    12•2 years ago

    I might be a stale pull request

  • @Downcount@lemmy.world
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    9•2 years ago

    Push it

  • superkret
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    7•2 years ago

    I’m mostly bug-free.

  • baduhai
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    6•2 years ago

    I’m an unstable male. Fun to play with, lots of problems.

  • @barryamelton@lemmy.ml
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    4•2 years ago

    I feel like I’m a release candidate myself.

  • @habanhero@lemmy.ca
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    2•2 years ago

    How many contributors in this latest release?

  • @frippa@lemmy.ml
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    2•2 years ago

    Programming proves sigmas don’t exist

  • @lunaticneko@lemmy.ml
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    1•2 years ago

    Don’t forget to sign your commitment, using -S.

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